paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

(via daltonsnyderr)

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

(via trust)

yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

(via anacre0n)

clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder

(via i-am-your-soul-mate)

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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(via trust)

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via trust)

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via ughsick)